Cadly Self-Defence

by David Devereux

Have you been wondering what you'll do when called upon to enter dangerous places? Some places think guns are a bad idea, and others won't countenance tasers, mace, tear gas or even the simplest anti-tank rocket. And even if you are allowed to carry something, there are all the difficulties in making sure your tailor accommodates whatever 'little friends' you choose to take with you. But now we have the answer - an indestructible umbrella designed for stick-fighting! Behold, and wonder! Personally I'm waiting for them to start making the thing with a whangee handle.