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Staff Profiles
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 Koop Kooper
Writer
If Steve Irwin were alive today and was to head into the wilderness that is Sydney, Australia in search of what is commonly known as the Lounge Lizard he would most certainly search-for the sub species called Koop Kooper.
Picture Steve Irwin trawling through the nite-spots on the lookout for Koop Kooper.
'Well, by crikey this beautiful version of the lounge lizard is rare, mate. He only comes out at night, usually before he works the graveyard shift on radio. He is a writer and voiceover artist. He is known around town as a hepster who is always on the lookout for some crazy music. He mostly listens to lounge and loves the new stuff that is coming out these days such as Project Pimento and Don Tiki. Mate, he is a rare creature, an animal like the lounge lizard is pretty much extinct cobber. Now I've heard that he's been an avid collector of late fifties and early sixties furniture for over fifteen years now and has some truly amazing pieces. Clothing is naturally something that this swinger digs and he firmly believes that a well-dressed man should be a well-dressed man all the time in vintage threads and not just weekends.
The Koop Kooper is a man who can cut a rug when required but more than likely this swingin' animal is most likely found propping up the bar. Diet includes the famed Blue Martini and most finger food. Working in the media as he does, he is often pictured at A-list events and is often likely to turn up at the opening of a letter. By crikey, you don't want to mess with this little fella. I've picked him up here and he's worried; he thinks I might be some strange fruit trying to get into his gab pants. Ohhh, look out. He's about to strike. Oooow, he just missed me. By crikey, he's good with his fists.....Must be why the ladies like him. He's manly but well dressed and he can pack a punch!
Well, lets put him back into his natural habitat.....There ya go fella, oh there's nothing more gorgeous than a lounge lizard in the wild!"
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